Squirrel Needs a Wife.

Squirrel needs a wife.

What exactly does this mean? Well, it’s quite simple. My Buddy Sean (Squirrel) Jackson needs a wife to become a Canadian Citizen. He love’s Canada so much and wants to stay here. You see, Squirrel comes from the land down under. Australia.  In fact he’s from Brisbane.

Please all you single lady’s, give my Squirrel some love. This is a plea for help. Sean needs love to! Lets talk about Squirrel for a sec, he works at Cobs Bakery (so there’s always bread) , he is a drummer, he LOVES to SNUGGLE! So all those cold Canadian nights when you need a man to hold you or vice versa, he is happy to hold you through out the night! He’s super funny (when you can understand him) and he likes beer! Thats about all I have.  Keep Sean Jackson in Canada!

Bring the boy to Canada forever.
Come on Lady’s, Help the Squirrel.

PS, please, no ugly girls!

 

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About jamisonboyle

Just a guy with lots of random thoughts that he'd like to share with the world. Thoughts so Awesome, it could crack the internet. Read at your own risk!
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